You won’t need to speak Italian to get the joke.
Video Of The Day: Superhero Movie Spoofing Tom Cruise
Superhero Movie opens this weekend and is another parody of superhero movies. The film will be filled with ridicule of all sorts of different pop culture references.
For example, in this parody, Miles Fisher does a jarringly dead-on impersonation of Tom Cruise’s infamous leaked Scientology recruitment video. I have no interest in this movie, but this impersonation is pretty damn funny.
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Hillary Clinton Is The Main Stream Media’s Honorary Republican
In her latest column, Ann Coulter suggests Hillary Clinton is being “swiftboated” by the “Main Stream Media” on the Bosnia claim.
This is a great column that is right on target. If you’re not a fan of hers, this might make you change your opinion.
Hillary is being “swiftboated”!
She claimed that she came under sniper fire when she visited in Bosnia in 1996, but was contradicted by videotape showing her sauntering off the plane and stopping on the tarmac to listen to a little girl read her a poem.
Similarly, John Kerry’s claim to heroism in Vietnam was contradicted by 264 Swift Boat Veterans who served with him. His claim to having been on a secret mission to Cambodia for President Nixon on Christmas 1968 was contradicted not only by all of his commanders — who said he would have been court-martialed if he had gone anywhere near Cambodia — but also the simple fact that Nixon wasn’t president on Christmas 1968.
In Hillary’s defense, she probably deserves a Purple Heart about as much as Kerry did for his service in Vietnam.
Also, unlike Kerry, Hillary acknowledged her error, telling the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review: “I was sleep-deprived, and I misspoke.” (What if she’s sleep-deprived when she gets that call on the red phone at 3 a.m., imagines a Russian nuclear attack and responds with mutual assured destruction? Oops. “It proves I’m human.”)
The reason no one claims Hillary is being “swiftboated” is that the definition of “swiftboating” is: “producing irrefutable evidence that a Democrat is lying.” And for purposes of her race against matinee idol B. Hussein Obama, Hillary has become the media’s honorary Republican.
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Dramatic Video Of Hillary Clinton’s Landing In Bosnia
Hillary’s wardrobe malfunction verbal malfunction regarding landing in Bosnia under sniper fire and having to run for cover really requires the willing suspension of disbelief.
Anyway this video may prove she wasn’t lying and should clear things up quite nicely! I guess that depends on what the meaning of the word lying is.
Priscilla Presley Victim Of An Unqualified Plastic Surgeon
If you have been watching “Dancing with the Stars”
like I have like my wife has, you may have noticed that something doesn’t quite look right with Priscilla Presley. Her face is extremely bloated like she has had way too many Botox injections. Well there is news circulating out there that may offer a clue. It seems that her appearance may be the work of an unqualified plastic surgeon. The explanation for her appearance is that Priscilla was treated by Dr. Daniel Serrano who was imprisoned for injecting patients with unsafe forms of silicone.
In my opinion, things like this are to be expected when people mess with Mother Nature.
Priscilla Presley Was a ‘Victim’ of Bogus Doctor
Dancing With the Stars contestant Priscilla Presley is making news for something other than her footwork, acknowledging that she had once fallen victim to an unqualified plastic surgeon identified as Dr. Daniel Serrano.
In a statement released on Tuesday, a rep for the 62-year-old Presley said, “Priscilla Presley was one of many documented victims of Dr. Serrano. An investigation which uncovered his misconduct ultimately lead to his imprisonment. Ms. Presley dealt with this matter years ago and everything is well.”
In November 2004, federal agents arrested Serrano, who was only a nurse in the U.S., and charged him with importing and distributing a drug that was a combination of synthetic collagen and tiny solid beads that was legal in some countries but not approved by the FDA, PEOPLE reported at the time.
“He’s a very charming guy,” Ellen Lavinthal, who sometimes availed herself of Serrano’s services, told PEOPLE in Dec. 2004, “and he had a lot of fabulous endorsements from the women he had been treating.” She added: “He’s very good at taking advantage of women.”
In 2006, Serrano pleaded guilty in federal court in Los Angeles to conspiracy, smuggling and use of unapproved drugs, the Los Angeles Times reported. He was sentenced to 18 months in federal prison.
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