Could this be the silver bullet that kills the “monster“? Now, all we need is a B. Hussein Obama, The Movie.
Hillary: The Movie – Coming soon to DVD and theaters near you.
“These Clintons are like cockroaches. They’ll be the last thing left after a nuclear blast.” -Rush Limbaugh
Can you imagine the “Main Stream Media” and Liberal outrage if it had been a Republican mayor that had said this?
Mayor of New Orleans: “I Am A Vagina-Friendly Mayor”
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin says he is “a vagina-friendly Mayor.”
Nagin made the remark while welcoming the author of the Vagina Monlogues, Eve Ensler to the city to promote the “V-Day” celebration in New Orleans next month.
Mayor Nagin began his comments at the news conference by saying, “How am I gonna stand up and say, I’m a ‘vagina-friendly’ Mayor to these cameras after ‘Chocolate City’ and some of the other stuff that I’ve done. But you know what? I’m in.”
There are pictures of a military combat helicopter being circulated in an email message that say:
“Check out what some of our boys overseas did to their helicopter. Some Afghan is probably freaking out right about now. This very special Mi-24 helicopter is presently flying in Afghanistan, where it is no doubt causing quite a stir.”
Well after a little research, I found out that this is another Internet rumor. The pictures are not of an American helicopter, but of a Russian MI-24 “Hind” assault helicopter. It was used by the Hungarian Air Force as a display vehicle exhibited at air shows.
Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot. “Does this parrot talk?” she asked. “Yes, he does,” the salesperson told her. “But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?” she asked. “Well, ma’am,” the salesperson told her, “not everyone would want to own this parrot. He spent many years in a whorehouse, and his language is terrible.”
“Well, I want him,” she said. “Suit your self,” the salesperson shrugged. When she got the parrot back home, she uncovered his cage and admired the colorful bird. The parrot tilted his head to one side, looked her straight in the eye, and said, “New house, new madam.” Hillary laughed.
Soon Chelsea and a friend came in and began admiring the bird. “New house, new whores,” the parrot observed. At first they were offended, but when Hilary explained about the bird’s history, they too, laughed at him.
A few minutes later, Bill Clinton entered the room. The parrot looked up from his feeder and said, “Hi, Bill.”
In my opinion his mother should be “Mother of the Year”. It is rare to see a mother actually act as a parent these days. She didn’t try to blame the police or anyone else; she did what a mother who really cares about how her kid should do.
Adam Clark should also get praise for taking his punishment like a man.
Punishment: Teen Wears ‘Stupid’ Sign
A Florida teenager faced an unusual punishment after police caught him driving more than 100 mph.
Adam Clark was pulled over going 107 mph in a 55-mph zone; neither the police nor his mother were pleased.
Adam’s mother, Heidi Wisniewski, not only took his car away, but also made him a sign to show outside of his school every morning and every afternoon.
He was forced to hold a sign reading, “I was STUPID. I drove over 100 mph and got caught. Thank God! I could have killed me and my friends.”
Adam said he got some strange looks and laughs from classmates at Orlando’s Merritt Island High School, but said he accepts his punishment.
Despite the humiliation, he said he isn’t mad at his mother.
“She was mad,” Adam said. “She gave me the silent treatment. But I think I deserve my car getting taken away and everything.”
Other students laughed, but said they also understood the punishment.
“This kid here, he’s lucky,” said Avery Brinson, a student at Merritt Island High School.
“He’s lucky the cops seen him speed before he did something bad that he’d really regret.”
Wisniewski said her son would be in front of the school before and after school for a month, and added that she didn’t think the punishment is over the line.
“I love my son very much,” she said. “I think more parents need to be tougher on their children.”
Most students agreed with her, and said the punishment made them think.
“Well, people should definitely think about it, I mean, because it’s true. It happens all the time,” one student said.
Students said a month of embarrassment was far better than the alternative.
“I think that’s a lot better than, you know, killing somebody,” said Kamron Clark, a student at Merritt Island High School.
Adam said the punishment worked.
“I’ve learned my lesson,” Adam said.
