When Chelsea Clinton was 6 years old, Bill and Hillary took her to the beach. As she walked along the beach, she noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than Hillary’s, so she asked her why.
Hillary told her, “The bigger they are the dumber that person is.” Satisfied with the answer, Chelsea left to play in the ocean, but returned to tell her mother that many of the men appeared to have larger “pee-pees” than her dad.
Hillary explained, “The bigger they are the dumber that person is.” Again, satisfied with the answer, Chelsea returned to the ocean to play.
Shortly after, she returned again, promptly informing her mother, “Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!”
