| As you may know, a group of fish is called a “school”, a group of lions is called a “pride”, and a group of seagulls is called a “flock”. Some are a little more unusual. See if you can guess what animals belong to the following groups:
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied, Still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, And then took her to Alton Towers theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; The Death Slide, the Corkscrew, The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there Was. Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s Where he ordered her a Happy Meal With extra fries and a chocolate shake… Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, A huge Cola, and her favorite sweets……M&M’s… What a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband And collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile And lovingly asked, ‘Well, Dear, what was it like being twelve again?’ Her eyes slowly opened And her expression suddenly changed. ‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’
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| The letter “o” has been removed from the following words. Can you guess them all?
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A Shaolin monk, a great philosopher and a minister were walking down a country road and came upon a young farm boy. At that moment, the four of them looked up to see a chicken crossing the road.
The question arose, why does the chicken cross the road? The Shaolin monk said it’s the destiny of the chicken to seek its own path. The great philosopher said its action teaches a lesson in the ways of nature, much like life itself. The minister said it’s because it follows the plan of our maker under his divine rule. Just then, the young farm boy spoke up, “Actually, it’s because I left the chicken coop door open.”
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