An Interview With God

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Jun 272012
 

An interview with God..

Man: What surprises you most about human kind?

God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money, and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present, nor the future.

They live as if they will never die and die as though they had never lived.

True Facts Of Life

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Sep 182010
 

  1. Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door.
  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
  4. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
  5. Bad decisions make good stories.
  6. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
  7. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 
  8. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
  9. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
  10. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?
  11. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers.
  12. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

The Secret of Success

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Sep 162010
 

A young reporter was given the opportunity to interview a very successful, very wealthy banker. The reporter asked him, “Sir, What is the secret of your success?”

He said “Two words, young man.”

“And, Sir, what are they?”

“Right decisions.”

“But how do you make right decisions?”

“One word.” he responded.

“And, sir, What is that?”

“Experience.”

“And how do you get Experience?”

“Two words”

“And, Sir, what are they?”

The banker replied with a smile, “Wrong decisions.”