Tag: War
The Vespa 150 TAP
The Vespa 150 TAP: This is probably the deadliest Vespa in the world.
The Vespa 150 TAP is a Vespa scooter modified for use with paratroops. Introduced in 1956 and updated in 1959, it was produced by Ateliers de Construction de Motocycles et Automobiles (ACMA), the licensed assembler of Vespas in France at the time. Modifications from the civilian Vespa included a reinforced frame and a three inch recoilless rifle mounted to the scooter.
The 150 TAP’s mounted M20 75 mm recoilless rifle, a U.S.-made light anti-armour cannon, was very light in comparison to a standard 75 mm cannon but was still able to penetrate 100 mm of armour by HEAT warhead. The recoil is counteracted by venting propellant gases out the rear of the weapon which eliminated the need for a mechanical recoil system or heavy mounts, enabling the weapon to be fired from the Vespa frame.
The scooters would be parachute-dropped in pairs, accompanied by a two-man team. The gun was carried on one scooter, while the ammunition was loaded on the other. Due to the lack of any kind of aiming devices the recoilless rifle was never designed to be fired from the scooter; the gun was mounted on a tripod, which was also carried by the scooter, before being fired.
The “Bazooka Vespa” was relatively cheap: Vespas cost roughly US $500 at the time, and the M20s were plentiful. Five hundred Vespa TAP scooters were produced.
Things To Remember During War
- The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.
- Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
- Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.
- No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.
- No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
- Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder.
- Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation.
- Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you.
- You are not Tom Cruise.
- SAMs and AAA have the right-of-way.
- If you aren’t sure, the SAMs are pointed at you.
- If hit, landing near the people who just shot you down is not a good idea.
- Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles.
- Smart bombs have bad days too.
- The best defense is to stay out of range.
- If you are short on everything but enemy, you are in combat.
It’s Offically Time To Reevaluate Obama
Obama, the Community Organizer, is no match for Putin. Think about it… While Barry was smoking pot with the “Choom Gang”, Putin was cutting his teeth in the KGB.