Meanwhile, at Walmart…
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Tag: Wal-Mart
Walmart Caught Selling “Impeach 45” T-Shirts
It was discovered that the superstore was selling “Impeach 45” clothing on its website
Walmart search results: impeach 45 t-shirtTo be fair they also sell Make America Great Again hats, They are playing BOTH sides for money. God bless ’em. From Fox News:Walmart drew outrage Monday after it was discovered that the superstore was selling “Impeach 45” apparel on its website. The outcry sparked a #BoycottWalmart trend on Twitter as users expressed their distaste for Walmart promoting the impeachment of President Trump, echoing some Congressional Democrats. |
The Purina Diet
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog (duh?). What did she think I had – an elephant? On impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. |
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