“Martyrs or Marines — Who Do you Think Will Get The Virgins?”
“U.S. Marines — Travel Agents To Allah”
“Stop Global Whining”
“When In Doubt Empty The Magazine”
“The Marine Corps — When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be > Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone — Marines Smile Back”
“What Do You Feel When You Kill A Terrorist? Recoil”
“Marines — Providing Enemies Of America An Opportunity To Die For > Their Country Since 1775”
“My Marine Can Pick Off Your Honor Student at a Click and a Half”
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
(With a Marine Corps Logo on the side) “It’s God’s Job to Forgive bin Laden — It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity To What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills — Marine Artillery”
“Do Draft Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?”
“My kid fought in Iraq so yours can party in college”
(With a Marine Corps Logo on the side) “Travel To Exotic Places, Meet New People, Then Kill Them”
“Machine Gunners — Accuracy By Volume”
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy — Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
“Guns Don’t Kill People — I Kill People”
“If You Can Read, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Marine”
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything”
Hat Tip: The Conservative Old Hippie
