Tag: Temperatures

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Temperatures and What They Mean

  • 60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on.
  • 50 degrees – Miami residents turn on the heat.
  • 45 degrees – Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
  • 40 degrees – You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming.
  • 35 degrees – Italians cars don’t start.
  • 32 degrees – Water freezes.
  • 30 degrees – You plan your vacation in Australia.
  • 25 degrees – Ohio water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream, Canadians go swimming.
  • 20 degrees – Politicians begin to talk about the homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation farther south.
  • 15 degrees – French cars don’t start, cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
  • 10 degrees – You need jumper cables to get the car going.
  • 5 degrees – American cars don’t start.
  • 0 degrees – Alaskans put on T-shirts.
  • -10 degrees – German cars don’t start, eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
  • -15 degrees – You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist.
  • -20 degrees – Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you, politicians actually do something about the homeless, Minnesotans shovel snow off roof, Japanese cars don’t start.
  • -25 degrees – Too cold to think, you need jumper cables to get the driver going.
  • -30 degrees – You plan a two week hot bath, Swedish cars don’t start.
  • -40 degrees – Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button, Canadians put on sweater, your car helps you plan your trip South.
  • -50 degrees – Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom window.
  • -80 degrees – Polar bears move South, Green Bay Packer (and Buffalo Bills) fans order hot cocoa at the game.
  • -90 degrees – Politicians put their hands in their own pockets.
  • -100 degrees – Hell freezes over, Obama finally tells the truth.

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