Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide .. Let’s see now..
- No Jesus
- No Christmas
- No television
- No cheerleaders
- No Nude Women
- No car races
- No football
- No soccer
- No golf
- No tailgate parties
- No pork BBQ
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No chocolate chip cookies
- No lobster
- No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
- No nachos
- No Beer nuts
- No Beer !!!!!!!!
- Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
- Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no doctors.
- Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
- More than one wife.
- You can’t shave.
- Your wives can’t shave.
- You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
- The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
- Your bride is picked by someone else.
- She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
- Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
