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The Sport Of Choice
The Sport Of Choice – An interesting observation
- The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
- The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
- The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
- The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
- The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
- The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Ergo-
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
Bull-Leaping Is 100 Percent Insanity
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We’ve all heard of bull riding and bullfighting. But bull-leaping? That’s a whole new level of courage (craziness?). For Spaniard José Manuel Medina, however, bull-leaping, or “recorte,” is an adrenaline-filled way of life. In recorte competitions, bull-leapers invite charging bulls toward them in order to evade the animals via side-steps, flips and acrobatic turns. A panel of judges scores their moves. Unlike bullfighting, no harm is done to the animals.
Enter the ring … if you dare.
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How To Of The Day: How To Break A Rack In Pool
From the rough-and-tumble tables in biker taverns to the low-key games set up at family-friendly pizza joints, pool is a game accessible to just about anyone, regardless of skill level. For most amateur players, the most intimidating part of the game comes at the very beginning, when one player is required to break the rack, which begins with racking the balls well in the first place.
Racking the balls simply means placing them in the frame so that they are all touching each other. If the balls aren’t touching, they won’t break apart correctly, which can disadvantage the player who breaks. Breaking the rack sets up the beginning of the game, and if done correctly, can offer a significant advantage to the player who gets to break. Whenever breaking, always try to use the lightest stick available and make sure to chalk the tip well before you hit your shot.
Illustrated by Ted Slampyak
Actual Sports Quotes
Actual Sports Quotes
“Last year we couldn’t win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure as a coach was that I couldn’t think of anyplace else to play.” ~ Harry Neale, professional hockey coach
“Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch.” ~ Reggie Jackson commenting on Tom Seaver
“I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be perfect.” ~ Doug Sanders, professional golfer
“All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'” ~ Mickey Lolich, DetroitTigers Pitcher
“When it’s third and ten, you can have the milk drinkers; I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time.” ~ Max McGee, Green Bay Packers receiver
“I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad you’re having them.” ~ Tommy LaSorda ,LA Dodgers manager
“My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.” ~ E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations
“My theory is that if you buy an ice~cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.” ~ Vic Braden, tennis instructor
“When they operated, I told them to add in a Koufax fastball. They did but unfortunately it was Mrs. Koufax’s.” ~ Tommy John N.Y. Yankees, recalling his 1974 arm surgery
“I don’t know. I only played there for nine years.” ~ Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles
“We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost.” ~ John Breen, HoustonOilers
“The film looks suspiciously like the game itself.” ~ Bum Phillips, New Orleans Saints, after viewing a lopsided loss to the AtlantaFalcons
“When I’m on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo.” ~ Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher
“I have discovered in 20 years of moving around the ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.” ~ Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox owner
“Because if it didn’t work out, I didn’t want to blow the whole day.” ~ Paul Horning, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony was before noon.
“I have a lifetime contract. That means I can’t be fired during the third quarter if we’re ahead and moving the ball.” ~ Lou Holtz ,Arkansas football coach
“I won’t know until my barber tells me on Monday.” ~ Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game
“I tell him ‘Attaway to hit, George.'” ~ Jim Frey, K.C. Royals manager when asked what advice he gives George Brett on hitting
“I learned a long time ago that ‘minor surgery’ is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.” ~ Bill Walton, PortlandTrial Blazers
“Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.” ~ George MacIntyre, Vanderbilt football coach surveying the team roster that included 26 freshmen and 25 sophomores.
“The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday.” ~ Rick Venturi, Northwestern football coach
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