Tag: Rednecks

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Redneck Geek Squad

Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer

Redneck Geek Squad

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is “Bubba”.
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

And, The Number One Way To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer…
The mouse is referred to as a “critter”.

 

 

 

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Redneck Medical Terminology

Studies have demonstrated that Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.

Redneck Medical Terminology

Artery – The study of paintings

Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria

Barium – What doctors do when patients die

Benign – What you be, after you be eight

Cesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan – Searching for Kitty

Cauterize – Made eye contact with her

Colic – A sheep dog

Coma – A punctuation mark

Dilate – To live long

Enema – Not a friend

Fester – Quicker than someone else

Fibula – A small lie

Impotent – Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain – Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff – A Doctor’s cane

Morbid – A higher offer

Nitrates – Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days

Node – I knew it

Outpatient – A person who has fainted

Pelvis – Second cousin to Elvis
 

 

 

 

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