Studies have demonstrated that Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.
Artery – The study of paintings Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria Barium – What doctors do when patients die Benign – What you be, after you be eight Cesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan – Searching for Kitty Cauterize – Made eye contact with her Colic – A sheep dog Coma – A punctuation mark Dilate – To live long Enema – Not a friend Fester – Quicker than someone else Fibula – A small lie Impotent – Distinguished, well known Labor Pain – Getting hurt at work Medical Staff – A Doctor’s cane Morbid – A higher offer Nitrates – Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days Node – I knew it Outpatient – A person who has fainted Pelvis – Second cousin to Elvis |
