Quote Of The Day

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia says he wants to have an OPEC meeting. Have you ever noticed that when OPEC nations get together, there’s always kings and sultans and crowned princes?

That’s where the term “royally screwed” comes from. – Jay Leno

Quote Of The Day

“I believe the old Emersonian advice that what you are speaks far louder than what you say is the best possible advice in judging a political campaign.” ~ John F. Kennedy – October 19, 1962

Quote Of The Day

Bailout Profit?

Congress keeps saying that not only are taxpayers going to get the $800 billion back, they are going to make money on the bailout.

Now you know where the “con” in Congress comes from. – Jay Leno

Quotes Of The Day

‘Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.’– Ronald Reagan

‘The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’ – Ronald Reagan

‘The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.’ – Ronald Reagan

‘Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.’ – Ronald Reagan

‘I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.’ – Ronald Reagan

‘The taxpayer: That’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.’ – Ronald Reagan

‘Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.’ – Ronald Reagan

‘The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.’ – Ronald Reagan

‘It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.’– Ronald Reagan

‘Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.’ – Ronald Reagan

‘Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.’ – Ronald Reagan

‘No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.’– Ronald Reagan

‘If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.’ – Ronald Reagan

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