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Apr 022009
 

“Under a new plan by the Obama administration, if you buy a new car this year, you will able to deduct the sales tax from your income tax.

Or you can just take a job at the White House and you wouldn’t have to pay taxes at all.” ~ Jay Leno

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Mar 122009
 

In a stunning announcement, Citigroup showed a profit and had its best quarter since 2007. They made $8 billion dollars in profit.

That just shows you: If you give a company $45 billion in government bailout money, they’ll show you how to turn it into $8 billion in profit. ~ Jay Leno

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Mar 092009
 

They had quite a scare in Washington, DC, today. Apparently, President Obama was meeting with some potential cabinet nominees and someone noticed a suspicious looking document on the table that no one had ever seen before.

Turns out it was just a tax form, but it gave them quite a fright. ~ Jay Leno

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