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“Imagine you see a person at work taking buckets of water from the deep end of a swimming pool and dumping them into the shallow end in an attempt to make it deeper. You would deem him stupid. That scenario is equivalent to what Congress and the new President proposes for the economy.” ~ Walter Williams

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Saudi Arabia held its first beauty pageant over the weekend and already they’re embroiled in their own scandal.

Topless photos of Miss Saudi Arabia have surfaced … you can see her entire forehead. ~ Jay Leno

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As the economy drags, the Army is getting more selective now. The Army announced this week they will no longer accept drug addicts and felons.

But the good news is there’s always Congress, the N.F.L., and show business. ~ Jay Leno

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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’ ~ Sam Levenson

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