Sarah Palin: Warning: Subject to New Politically Correct Language Police Censorship

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Mar 292010
 

This is why Barack Hussein Obama and the rest of the Alinsky socialists are absolutely terrified of Sarah!


March Madness battles rage! My family and I join millions of Americans enjoying college basketball’s finest through March Madness. Underdogs always get my vote as we watch intense competition bring out the best in these accomplished teams.

The Final Four is an intense, contested series (kind of like a heated, competitive primary election), so best of luck to all teams, and watch for this principle lived out: the team that wins is the team that wants it more.

To the teams that desire making it this far next year: Gear up! In the battle, set your sights on next season’s targets! From the shot across the bow – the first second’s tip-off – your leaders will be in the enemy’s crosshairs, so you must execute strong defensive tactics. You won’t win only playing defense, so get on offense! The crossfire is intense, so penetrate through enemy territory by bombing through the press, and use your strong weapons – your Big Guns – to drive to the hole. Shoot with accuracy; aim high and remember it takes blood, sweat and tears to win.

Focus on the goal and fight for it. If the gate is closed, go over the fence. If the fence is too high, pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, parachute in. If the other side tries to push back, your attitude should be “go for it.” Get in their faces and argue with them. (Sound familiar?!) Every possession is a battle; you’ll only win the war if you’ve picked your battles wisely. No matter how tough it gets, never retreat, instead RELOAD!

– Sarah Palin

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Profiling – Do You See a Pattern Here?

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Mar 042010
 

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.

Our politically correct government says absolutely No Profiling!

Pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test.

These events are actual events from history. They really happened! Do you remember?

1. In 1915, 1.5 million christain Armenian civilians were murderd by:
a) Adolf Hitler
b) The Apaches
c) John Lennon
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 called the “Young Turks”

2. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a) Superman
b) Jay Leno
c) Harry Potter
d) A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a) Olga Corbett
b) Sitting Bull
c) Arnold Schwarzenegger
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a) Lost Norwegians
b) Elvis
c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a) John Dillinger
b) The King of Sweden
c) The Boy Scouts
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a) A pizza delivery boy
b) Pee Wee Herman
c) Geraldo Rivera
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a) The Smurfs
b) Davey Jones
c) The Little Mermaid
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a) Captain Kidd
b) Charles Lindberg
c) Mother Teresa
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a) Scooby Doo
b) The Tooth Fairy
c) The Sundance Kid
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a) Richard Simmons
b) Grandma Moses
c) Michael Jordan
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a) Mr. Rogers
b) Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’s women problems
c) The World Wrestling Federation
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In the 1980s there was an assissination atempt on the Pope’s life by:
a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b) The Supreme Court of Florida
c) Mr. Bean
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by he passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a) Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b) The Supreme Court of Florida
c) Mr. Bean
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a) Enron
b) The Lutheran Church
c) The NFL
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

15. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a) Bonnie and Clyde
b) Captain Kangaroo
c) Billy Graham
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

16. In 2008, a Armenian reporter in Turkey was murdered (shot in front of his newspaper) for stating that there should be a discussion between Christian Armenians and Muslim Turks about the Genocide perpetrated by the Turks by:
a) Bugs Bunny
b) Ronald Regan
c) Dali Lama
d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40