Tag: Poems
The Drunk Cat In The Hat
Id like another drink I think
Another drink to make me pink
I think ill drink until I stink
Ill drink until i cannot blink
Perhaps I’ll have a shot of rye
The rye I spy with my own eye
Some rye to make me fly so high
I think that i can touch the sky
Or maybe I will have some rum
Its not so dumb to want some rum
I’ll drink and fall upon my bum
Or maybe contemplate my thumb
Some vodka would be very nice
Or wine, or maybe scotch on ice
Perhaps Kahlua would entice
I’ll drink it once, I’ll drink it twice
Perhaps some gin to make me grin
Its not a sin to want some gin
A 26 will make me spin
And then i will begin again
I want some beer to make me cheer
Hurray! Hurrah! A cheer for beer!
I will not stick it in my ear
Hurrah! Hurray! I’m here for beer
I’ll drink with my friends Jack and Ron
I’ll drink until my livers gone
I’ll invite Sam and Bud and you
And Captain Morgan can come, too
I’m loaded now, I have to go
My brain is working very slow
There’s just one thing I need to know:
Where is the can? I have to go!
Random Riddle
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Born in the flame
Conceived in the earth
Some use me with shame
And others with mirth
Once I’ve been tamed I hardly miss
And all men fear my deadly cold kiss
They cloak themselves in shells and chains
They try to fend off the inevitable pain
I am gifted to both soldiers and kings
My beauty can rival an angels wings
But do not forget the homely hearth
For it was probably my first place of birth
Conceived in the earth
Some use me with shame
And others with mirth
Once I’ve been tamed I hardly miss
And all men fear my deadly cold kiss
They cloak themselves in shells and chains
They try to fend off the inevitable pain
I am gifted to both soldiers and kings
My beauty can rival an angels wings
But do not forget the homely hearth
For it was probably my first place of birth
Random Riddle
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| Hold your mouse over for the answer. |
You may enjoy me on a summer’s night,
While other’s prefer to fight.
In many people’s homes, I am generously fed
Unless I show up uninvited.
I never stop being hungry
and consume anything that lies before me.
In fact, I am hungrier after I ate than before.
Striking me will only anger me more.
People create me.
But they won’t let me go free
Terror I often bring
For I can destroy almost anything
Many people need me to live
For the many things I give.
Although I can show you your way
You can only hope where the end of my path lay
What am I?
While other’s prefer to fight.
In many people’s homes, I am generously fed
Unless I show up uninvited.
I never stop being hungry
and consume anything that lies before me.
In fact, I am hungrier after I ate than before.
Striking me will only anger me more.
People create me.
But they won’t let me go free
Terror I often bring
For I can destroy almost anything
Many people need me to live
For the many things I give.
Although I can show you your way
You can only hope where the end of my path lay
What am I?
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