The Drunk Cat In The Hat

Drunk Cat In The Hat

 

Id like another drink I think
Another drink to make me pink
I think ill drink until I stink
Ill drink until i cannot blink
 
Perhaps I’ll have a shot of rye
The rye I spy with my own eye
Some rye to make me fly so high
I think that i can touch the sky
 
Or maybe I will have some rum
Its not so dumb to want some rum
I’ll drink and fall upon my bum
Or maybe contemplate my thumb
 
Some vodka would be very nice
Or wine, or maybe scotch on ice
Perhaps Kahlua would entice
I’ll drink it once, I’ll drink it twice
 
Perhaps some gin to make me grin
Its not a sin to want some gin
A 26 will make me spin
And then i will begin again
 
I want some beer to make me cheer
Hurray! Hurrah! A cheer for beer!
I will not stick it in my ear
Hurrah! Hurray! I’m here for beer
 
I’ll drink with my friends Jack and Ron
I’ll drink until my livers gone
I’ll invite Sam and Bud and you
And Captain Morgan can come, too
 
I’m loaded now, I have to go
My brain is working very slow
There’s just one thing I need to know:
Where is the can? I have to go!

 

Random Riddle

A sword.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
Born in the flame
Conceived in the earth
Some use me with shame
And others with mirth
Once I’ve been tamed I hardly miss
And all men fear my deadly cold kiss
They cloak themselves in shells and chains
They try to fend off the inevitable pain
I am gifted to both soldiers and kings
My beauty can rival an angels wings
But do not forget the homely hearth
For it was probably my first place of birth
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