‪‎Ferguson‬ Gang Member Admits Eric Holder Paid Us To Riot

Eric Holder Paid Us To Riot
This has to be a parody. Can you imagine if it were true? With this administration… anything is possible!

From National Report:

Eric Holder’s career has survived a long list of scandals; The 2008 Black Panther debacle, overturning Arizona’s immigration laws and ‘Fast and Furious‘ immediately spring to mind. These, however, pale in comparison to the recent allegations against Holder, the likes of which could easily land the Attorney General behind bars.

Evidence has been uncovered showing Eric Holder contributed funds to Ferguson’s gang population as incentive to loot and spread civil unrest in the area. These angry, government-sponsored terrorists have systematically infiltrated peaceful protests with the intention of escalating the situation and inciting riots.

A local gang leader came forward last week after being arrested during a night of mass-looting. The unnamed criminal is using his information to bargain for a reduced sentence.

Allegedly, Holder’s goal behind pouring proverbial gasoline on an already volatile situation is to test militarized police response in a martial law scenario. It is also suspected that the riots have been started as the latest in diversions from the diabolical duo of Obama and Holder. This isn’t the first time they have created a media bait-and-switch to cover up any of their numerous crimes and blunders.

Officials have yet to publicly identify the damaging evidence submitted to them, and are still in the process of verifying the legitimacy of said items. Judge Rineheart of St. Louis is presiding over the case and has reviewed the materials. During a phone interview with National Report Judge Rineheart stated “The evidence I have seen is incredibly convincing.”

Holder is not yet officially charged with a crime, but it’s expected that a warrant could be issued for him within the coming days. Obama’s spokespeople have declined to comment.

 

Girl In A Country Song

Maddie & Tae – Girl In A Country Song

This song and video pokes fun at the way women tend to be portrayed in country music today.

Enjoy!

Maddie Marlow grew up in Sugar Land, Texas, performing in talent shows and writing songs. Meanwhile in Ada, Oklahoma, Tae Dye mastered the National Anthem by singing at her older brothers’ baseball tournaments and competition in festivals. At the age of 15, the pair met through their vocal coach — who had an operation in Houston, near Maddie, and in Dallas, two hours from Tae — during a showcase in North Texas.

“I heard Maddie’s voice and thought she was so good,” Tae recalls. While some girls would’ve seen her as the competition, I was just excited to have made a friend who had the same passion as I did!”

“Both of us have such a huge amount of respect for each other,” Maddie adds. “When we started harmonizing together that first time, we knew there was something special there.”

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Maddie & Tae - Girl In A Country Song

 

Adult Film Parody – The Plumber

Adult Film Parody – The Plumber

Adult Film Parody - The Plumber

Did someone call a plumber?

This is what would happen if a real Plumber walked into a porn scene.

From Right This Minute:

The adult movie premise that’s as old as time is given a twist. A hot, lonely woman is in need of a plumber. He shows up with his tools and does the work, but then she realizes she has no money to pay for his services. Whatever will she do? JLE’s version of this sequence of events is a non-XXX account of how this exchange would probably play out in the real world.

 

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