Sarah Palin – I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam

Sarah Palin, insprired by Ted Cruz who read “Green Eggs and Ham” during his filibuster last year, rewrote the Dr. Seuss classic during her brilliant speech at CPAC 2014.


Sarah Palin – I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam

“I do not like this Uncle Sam.
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like — oh, just you wait —
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their crony deals.
I do not like this spying, man,
I do not like, ‘Oh, Yes we can.’
I do not like this spending spree,
we’re smart, we know there’s nothing free.
I do not like reporters’ smug replies
when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope,
and we won’t take it,
nope, nope, nope

via Gateway Pundit

Previously:
Dr. Seuss: I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam

 

The Kenyan Lottery

The Kenyan Lottery

 
I actually won two lotteries today​. I won a Kenyan Lottery according to an email received from a Nigerian prince.

He holds a MILLION DOLLARS and he wants to send it to me — FREE!

The Kenyan Lottery Nigerian Prince-Olagunsoye-Oyinlola

And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers so he can transfer the money!

And then I got ANOTHER email. It too was from a KENYAN prince and he wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!

Prince Obama by Edna Spennato

And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION so he can make it happen!

Am I lucky, or WHAT?

 

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