Tag: Money

Amusing Funny

Money

It can buy you a House
But not a Home

It can buy you a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy you a Clock
But not Time

It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

So you see, Money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering…

So send me all your money, and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend you will never find.

 

Riddles

Random Riddle: 4-25-2013

Because they were an electricity bill for one hundred dollars and a phone bill for one hundred dollars.
Hold your mouse over for the answer.
A man left his house to go to work. When he got home he saw that his house had been broken into. The robbers had taken everything in his house except for 2 one hundred dollar bills that were in plain sight.

Why weren’t the one hundred dollar bills taken?

 

 

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