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Tag: Marriage
Joke Of The Day: My Ex-Wife
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After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”
The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.” His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?” The husband says, “I haven’t.”
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Joke Of The Day: My Lucky Day
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This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “This is my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, I didn’t waste any time at all, I gave her a banging right on the kitchen table! Afterwards she said, “Thanks.” and returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?” She giggled, “The egg timer’s broken.”
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