Epstein Flight Log Names
It’s like a Who’s Who of Trump-hating Hollywood.
Original copies:
Jeffrey Epstein’s Flight Manifest
Jeffrey Epstein’s Little Black Book
Tag: Madonna
Madonna Should Adopt Obama’s Aunt
Another classic opinion piece by Ed Anger.
Hey, Madonna: Why go halfway across the world to find somebody living in squalor, when we’ve got a poor African living right here?
Aunt Obama is an illegal alien who lives in the projects in Boston, and was supposed to get shipped back to Ooongaboongaland years ago. OK, Aunt Obama isn’t cute and little and covered in flies. But she’s still a real live African and hey, if Madonna adopted her, they’d both get to visit the White House sometimes, and they’d both love that!
I say why not? If Obama’s aunt was a Mexican, no one would even care! They didn’t deport boozehound Billy Carter or Bill Clinton’s crazy brother, did they? They didn’t ship half the Kennedys back to Ireland. And they’ve all been more trouble than this old broad.
Except she’s been living off the taxpayer’s dime, that is. Her nephew made millions off his boring books but he couldn’t buy her a nice little house? I guess that idea never came up on Obama’s Teleprompter!
The aunt’s lawyer says we can’t send her back because some fights have broken out back home between her tribe and another one, probably over who gets to drive the dead dictator’s 1978 Mercedes this week, or who turned whose wife into a goat.
Speaking of which, that Madonna’s looking pretty bad these days. I never thought she was that great to begin with, but let’s just say Guy Ritchie’s idea of a hot toy for the bedroom must’ve been The Clapper!
Madonna’s Addiction To Exercise Appears To Be Adding Years To Her Life
The ever freakish celebrity world appears to have a new psychological dependence, and this time it’s not illegal. Judging by this photo, Madonna appears to be poster child for an alternate form of bulimia… exercise addiction.
I apologize in advance if you lose your lunch after you click on this link: Skin and veins: Celebrity gym-addicts whose love of exercise is spoiling their looks
The ever conscious world of celebrity appears to have fallen victim to a new addiction, and this time it’s not illegal.
Madonna appears to be one of the key members at the forefront of the trend for punishing workout schedules.
But it appears the results are less than pleasing to the eye, as the singer regularly exhibits intensely veiny hands, and pumped up forearms which would not look out of place on a professional bodybuilder.
The 49-year-old’s fear of getting older dictates her vigorous fitness drive. She begins her punishing routine with a three-hour session of Ashtanga yoga, followed by a Pilates session before lunch.
She then alternates her third daily session between karate, pumping iron, running, swimming, cycling and occasionally horse-riding. Fitness expert Cornel Chin said: “She clearly works out with weights to define her muscles.”