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According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, a secret panel meets every week in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, to go through applications for state vanity license plates to reject any that are considered sleazy or offensive.

They wouldn’t want anyone with a crude saying on their license plate driving through the town of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. ~ Jay Leno







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Saudi Arabia held its first beauty pageant over the weekend and already they’re embroiled in their own scandal.

Topless photos of Miss Saudi Arabia have surfaced … you can see her entire forehead. ~ Jay Leno

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As the economy drags, the Army is getting more selective now. The Army announced this week they will no longer accept drug addicts and felons.

But the good news is there’s always Congress, the N.F.L., and show business. ~ Jay Leno

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The economy is in rough shape – it’s terrible. In fact, you know Snap, Crackle, and Pop?

Well, they were arrested today for selling smack, crack, and pot. ~ Jay Leno

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