Quote Of The Day

The Obama administration has revealed the size of America’s nuclear arsenal.

The U.S. has 5,113 warheads. Approximately 1,000 of them are aimed at China, another 1,000 aimed at Russia, and the rest, of course, aimed at Fox News. ~ Jay Leno

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President Obama would like the House to vote on his healthcare plan on either St. Patrick’s Day or the day after.

That means Congress will be voting on healthcare either when they’re drunk, or when they’re hung over. ~ Jay Leno

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