Only a fool believes that electricity used for air conditioning harms the planet, but electricity used to charge an Electric Car does not.
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How Dare You!
One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks.
“What’s this?” she asked.
“Pulverized willow bark,” replied her fairy godmother.
“What happened to the carpet?” she asked.
“The carpet was nylon, which is made from butadiene and hydrogen cyanide, both made from petroleum,” came the response.
Greta smiled, acknowledging that adjustments are necessary to save the planet, and moved to the sink to brush her teeth where instead of a toothbrush, she found a willow, mangled on one end to expose wood fiber bristles.
“Your old toothbrush?” noted her godmother, “Also nylon.”
“Where’s the water?” asked Greta.
“Down the road in the canal,” replied her godmother, “Just make sure you avoid water with cholera in it”
“Why’s there no running water?” Greta asked, becoming a little peevish.
“Well,” said her godmother, who happened to teach engineering at MIT, “Where do we begin?” There followed a long monologue about how sink valves need elastomer seats and how copper pipes contain copper, which has to be mined and how it’s impossible to make all-electric earth-moving equipment with no gear lubrication or tires and how ore has to be smelted to a make metal, and that’s tough to do with only electricity as a source of heat, and even if you use only electricity, the wires need insulation, which is petroleum-based, and though most of Sweden’s energy is produced in an environmentally friendly way because of hydro and nuclear, if you do a mass and energy balance around the whole system, you still need lots of petroleum products like lubricants and nylon and rubber for tires and asphalt for filling potholes and wax and iPhone plastic and elastic to hold your underwear up while operating a copper smelting furnace and…
“What’s for breakfast?” interjected Greta, whose head was hurting.
“Fresh, range-fed chicken eggs,” replied her godmother. “Raw.”
“How so, raw?” inquired Greta.
“Well,” And once again, Greta was told about the need for petroleum products like transformer oil and scores of petroleum products essential for producing metals for frying pans. In the end, Greta was educated about how you can’t have a petroleum-free world and then cook eggs. Unless you rip your front fence up and start a fire and carefully cook your egg in an orange peel like you do in Boy Scouts. Not that you can find oranges in Sweden anymore.
“But I want poached eggs like my Aunt Tilda makes,” lamented Greta.
“Tilda died this morning,” the godmother explained. “Bacterial pneumonia.”
“What?!” interjected Greta. “No one dies of bacterial pneumonia! We have penicillin.”
“Not anymore,” explained godmother “The production of penicillin requires chemical extraction using isobutyl acetate, which, if you know your organic chemistry, is petroleum-based. Lots of people are dying, which is problematic because there’s not any easy way of disposing of the bodies since backhoes need hydraulic oil and crematoriums can’t really burn many bodies using as fuel Swedish fences and furniture, which are rapidly disappearing — being used on the black market for roasting eggs and staying warm.”
This represents only a fraction of Greta’s day, a day without microphones to exclaim into and a day without much food, and a day without carbon fiber boats to sail in, but a day that will save the planet.
Tune in tomorrow when Greta needs a root canal and learns how Novocain is synthesized.
Klaus Schwab Announces The End Of Car Ownership
Klaus Schwab wants to take away our cars, our homes, gas stoves, pets, guns, meat sources and freedom. Own NOTHING and BE HAPPY!
“You will use an app like Uber but not anymore to call some driver”
“A self-driving car will come to your hotel or wherever you are”
“By 2030 there will be no more private cars. Highways will become parks”.
— Klaus Schwab World Economic Forum
Nature’s Sustaining Symphony: The Vital Role of Trees and CO2
In the intricate tapestry of life on Earth, every living organism plays a unique role, contributing to the harmonious equilibrium of our planet’s ecosystems. Among these silent heroes of the natural world, trees stand tall as some of the most vital actors in the grand theater of life. In this article, we will explore the profound interplay between trees, carbon dioxide (CO2), and the Earth’s survival, transcending the usual discourse to focus on the beauty and significance of this relationship.
The Dance of Life: Trees and CO2
Imagine for a moment the Earth as a living organism, a colossal organism that breathes, sustains life, and adapts to change. In this analogy, trees are the lungs of our planet, breathing in carbon dioxide—a colorless, odorless gas that is abundant in our atmosphere—through tiny openings called stomata. They perform this task with remarkable precision, converting CO2 into oxygen through the process of photosynthesis. This beautiful dance between trees and CO2 has been occurring for millions of years, creating a breathable atmosphere and supporting an intricate web of life.
Oxygen Oasis
When we inhale a breath of fresh air, we often take for granted the fact that it contains life-sustaining oxygen. This oxygen is a direct product of the photosynthesis process, where trees and other green plants use sunlight, water, and CO2 to produce oxygen. This natural exchange between trees and the atmosphere has allowed the oxygen levels on Earth to remain within a life-sustaining range for eons, providing the necessary element for the respiration of all aerobic organisms.
Biodiversity Guardians
Beyond the oxygen they provide, trees offer shelter, sustenance, and habitat for an astonishing diversity of life forms. In lush rainforests, towering hardwoods create a complex ecosystem that shelters countless species of animals and plants, many of which remain undiscovered by science. From the smallest insects to the largest predators, these intricate ecosystems thrive under the canopy of trees, revealing the essential role that trees play in preserving biodiversity.
Soil Stewards
Trees are not just majestic giants that reach for the sky; they are also stewards of the soil beneath their roots. The roots of trees anchor the soil, preventing erosion and landslides, and they contribute organic matter to the ground as leaves and branches decompose. This organic matter enriches the soil, providing nutrients for other plants and promoting the growth of microorganisms that enhance soil health. Trees, through their intricate root systems, help maintain the fertility and stability of the Earth’s surface.
Microclimate Modulators
As if these roles were not impressive enough, trees are also masters at regulating local microclimates. By providing shade, they cool the surrounding environment and reduce the urban heat island effect. They release water vapor through a process known as transpiration, which contributes to cloud formation and precipitation, helping to maintain the Earth’s water cycle. Trees have the extraordinary ability to create their own weather systems, influencing temperature, humidity, and rainfall patterns.
A Symphony of Life
Trees and CO2 are two essential elements in the symphony of life that has been playing on Earth for millions of years. Trees are the conductors of this symphony, orchestrating the flow of carbon and oxygen in a delicate balance that ensures the survival of countless species, including our own.
As we contemplate the wonder of this intricate dance, we are reminded that our role as stewards of the Earth is not only one of responsibility but also of awe and reverence. Our planet’s ecosystems are the result of millions of years of nature’s evolution, and every organism, from the smallest microbe to the tallest tree, plays a unique part in maintaining the beauty and complexity of life on Earth.
So, let us continue to celebrate the wonder of trees and their partnership with CO2, appreciating the beauty and significance of this relationship, even as we navigate the complex challenges facing our planet today. In doing so, we can better understand and protect the invaluable treasures that nature has bestowed upon us, ensuring the Earth’s continued survival for generations to come.
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