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Is Google Censoring Website Content?

Every time I access Gateway Pundit or Big Government through Google Reader, using Google Chrome Browser, I get a “Page has insecure script.” error. Coincidence… I wonder! It doesn’t happen for any other sites yet.

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Where The White Man Went Wrong

Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official, ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?’

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. ‘When white man find this land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.’

Then the chief leaned back and smiled.

‘Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.’

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Life Of A Government Worker

  1. You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say “Oh wow, thanks!”
  2. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
  3. When workers screw up they are transferred to another office to be someone else’s problem; when management screws up they are promoted.
  4. Your boss’ favorite lines are “when you get a few minutes,” “in your spare time,” “when you’re freed up” and “I have an opportunity for you to excel.”
  5. Training is something spoken about but never seen.
  6. Vacation is something you roll over to next year.
  7. No travel money to do the mission, but always enough money for another useless conference.
  8. Change is the norm.
  9. Organizational direction changes every 2 or 3 years.
  10. The worst possible reputation comes from being the initiator of a complaint.
  11. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
  12. You can name more Government employees that used to work with you than the ones you work directly with in your current position.

 

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