Tag: George Carlin

aesthetically challenged – ugly

aquatically challenged – drowning

biologically challenged – dead

blubber lovers – whaler

bovine control officers – Dallas Cowboys

Caucasian culturally-disadvantaged – white trash

certified astrological consultant – crackpot

certified crystal therapist – crackpot

certified past-life regression hypnotist – crackpot

chemically challenged – drug addict

chronologically gifted – old

client of the correctional system – prisoner

codependent – finger-pointer

constructivist psychotherapy – psychobabble

creatively re-dyed – stained

cyclically challenged – having PMS

differently organized – messy

differently-brained – stupid

economically marginalized – poor

energy-efficient – off

environmentally correct human – dead

equal opportunity employee – bisexual hooker

erectionally challenged – impotent

facially challenged – ugly

factually unencumbered – ignorant

fecally plenary – full of crap

female gender biased – prefers women who shave their legs

financially inept – po’

folically independent – bald

genetically discriminating – racist

geological correction – earthquake

gerontologically advanced – old

grammatically challenged – one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling

gravitationally challenged – fat

horizontally challenged – thin

horizontally gifted – fat

in denial – unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened

in recovery – drunk/junkie

intellectually impaired – stupid

living impaired – dead

maintenance hole – man-hole

male gender biased – prefers men who shave their chests

mechanically challenged – broken down automobile

melanin-impoverished – white

metabolically challenged – dead

microslothically challenged – Windows user

monetarily challenged – poor

morally (ethically) challenged – a crook

morally handicapped – someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone

motivationally dispossessed – lazy

musically delayed – tone deaf

nasally gifted – runny nose

nasally gifted – large nose

nitpicklike – humor challenged

one who is PC – target practice

ontologically challenged – fictional or mythological

osmotically challenged – thirsty

outdoor urban dwellers – homeless

people of height – too tall

person of region – redneck

person of substance – fat

persons living with entropy – dead

persons of large stature – NY Giants

petroleum transfer technician – gas station attendent

photonically non-receptive – blind

residentially flexible – homeless

romantically challenged – not with somebody at the moment

rustically inclined – redneck

selectively perceptive – insane

sex care provider – prostitute

sexually focused chronologically gifted individual – dirty old man

socially challenged – geek or nerd

socially separated – convict

spacially perplexed – drunk

street activity index – crime rate

structurally challenged – broken

suffering from a sex addiction (female) – slut

suffering from a sex addiction (male) – stud

target equity group – vocal minority

uniquely coordinated – clumsy

uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path – loser

verbally challenged – mute, dumb

vertically challenged – short

visually challenged – blind

youth group – gang