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Hot Sauce Of The Day: Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner

January 2, 2016December 31, 2015 gags

Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce, 5.7 Ounce

Professor Phardtpounders colon cleaner hot sauce – elixir of capsaicin extremus is an excellent creation of a Caribbean mustard hot sauce. It delivers heat and an unforgettable island flavor to your meals, to say nothing of the laughs and chuckles it will bring when you put a bottle on your table. You must keep a bottle in your collection at all times.

About the Product

6 fluid ounces
Flask bottle, scotch bonnet peppers, mustard, modified food starch, salt, onions, water, vinegar, turmeric, sugar, sodium benzoate
Elixir of capsaicin extremus
Creation of Caribbean mustard hot sauce
Heat level 8

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How To Of The Day: How To Truss A Chicken Without String

December 29, 2015October 11, 2015 gags

FOOD & WINE’s Justin Chapple demonstrates how to truss a chicken without string.

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Trussing, or tying up the wings and legs of a chicken, is an important step in roasting a whole bird evenly; it ensures evenly-cooked, moist meat, and prevents anything stuffed inside from falling out. But even if you don’t have kitchen twine on hand, you can still truss a chicken using its own skin.

Food & Wine test kitchen editor Justin Chapple demonstrates the method in the video above. Basically, you’ll want to make an incision into the skin that surrounds the cavity of the chicken, tucking the opposite drumstick into the slit; you’ll then repeat the same technique on the opposite side.

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Foods The Oldest People In The World Swear By

December 19, 2015December 18, 2015 gags

Live long and prosper… thanks to bacon!

This morning, we read that the oldest woman in the world, Susannah Mushatt Jones, age 116, eats four strips of bacon every morning. This, coupled with a June report that supercentenarian Agnes Fenton, age 110, credits her age to three bottles of Miller Light everyday made us realize thatwe might consider changing some things up. Maybe we should be eating less kale and quinoa and more whiskey and ice cream.

Here is what to eat and drink for longevity, according to the oldest people in the world:

Four strips of bacon every morning, and Doublemint gum throughout the day — Suannah Mushatt Jones, Age 116

Three bottles of Miller High Life and a shot of Johnnie Walker whiskey everyday — Agnes Fenton, Age 110

One tablespoon of whiskey in morning coffee — Richard Overton, Age 108

Crispy bacon, fried chicken, and ice cream — Gertrude Baines, Age 115

Three raw eggs every morning — Emma Morano, Age 115 (who added that staying single is good for one’s health)

Chewing on chocolate — Leandra Becerra Lumbreras, Age 127—the oldest person to ever live (she also swears by never marrying)

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