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Lesson On Irony

Lesson On Irony

 
Two Statements that speak volumes:

Irony 1

“We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics.”

BUT on the other hand……. “We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics.”

Irony 2

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.”

Their stated reason for the policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”

Thus Ends Today’s Lesson On Irony

 

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Welfare Recipients Now Outnumber Full-Time Workers

These figures are from 2011. Does anyone want to guess what the figures are now?

ObamaCardAmericans who were recipients of means-tested government benefits in 2011 outnumbered year-round full-time workers, according to data released this month by the Census Bureau.

They also out-numbered the total population of the Philippines.

There were 108,592,000 people in the United States in the fourth quarter of 2011 who were recipients of one or more means-tested government benefit programs, the Census Bureau said in data released this week. Meanwhile, according to the Census Bureau, there were 101,716,000 people who worked full-time year round in 2011. That included both private-sector and government workers.

That means there were about 1.07 people getting some form of means-tested government benefit for every 1 person working full-time year round.

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Amusing Funny Political

Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

I wanted to let you all know that earlier today I received my “Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack” from the White House.

It contained:

  •  A parachute
  •  An ‘Obama Hope and Change’ bumper sticker
  •  A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign
  •  A ‘Blame Boehner’ poster
  •  A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner
  •  An application for unemployment
  •  An application for food stamps
  •  A prayer rug
  •  A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
  •  And if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish.

 

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