You Know It’s Time To Diet When…

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May 182016
 

You Know It's Time To Diet When

  • You dance and it makes the band skip.
  • You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
  • You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
  • You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
  • Your driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other side.”
  • You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.
  • You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
  • You could sell shade.
  • Your blood type is Ragu.
  • You need an appointment to attend an ‘open house’.

 

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