Word Of The Day: Ineptocracy

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Jul 092012
 

(in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) – a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. syn- socialism.

The Difference Between Heaven and Hell

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May 302012
 

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

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Mar 262012
 

ITALIAN PASTA DIET – IT WORKS!

  1. You walk pasta da bakery.
  2. You walka pasta da candy store.
  3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
  4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
  5. You will lose weight!

AND…. here’s the final word on nutrition and health.

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

The History of English in 10 Minutes

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Dec 162011
 

Video Description:

Originally on the British Isles. there were a group of Celtic tribes that lived throughout Britain. They spoke Celtic languages, which live on as Irish, Scottish Gaelic, Welsh, and Manx.

These Celtic-speaking peoples were the original inhabitants of Britain, but then come the English.

The Anglo-Saxon invasion wasn’t so much an “invasion”, as a mass migration over hundreds of years.

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