Grocery receipt. Read it carefully This receipt was found in the parking lot of the grocery store. Menominee, Michigan.
Doesn’t this give you a warm fuzzy knowing those who have to solicit governmental assistance are able to eat well this weekend…
The card should be limited to beans, rice, milk and fresh veggies.
Think long and hard about this! The video is ONLY FIFTY SECONDS. ALL of us HAVE THE TIME to watch!
If you want to know how the Special Forces and the military feel about Benghazi and Obama, take a look at this 50-second video.
It’s short and to-the-point.
Honor the Brave Seals. RIP. This is a National disgrace! They disobeyed the Orders to Stand Down and saved the lives of 30 People. Oh Hell yeah! Obama betrayed our Hero’s in Benghazi.
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your friends.
Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don’t forget some ventilation holes) and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
One guy for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the same accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he’d been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate… send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.
PPS. This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
TEXAS BEER JOINT SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!
(This should keep you chuckling for awhile)
A bar called Drummond’s (in Mt Vernon, Texas ) began construction on an expansion of their building, hoping to “grow” their business.
In response, the local Southern Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from expanding – petitions, prayers, etc.
About a week before the bar’s grand re-opening, a bolt of lightning struck the bar and burned it to the ground!
Afterward, the church folks were rather smug – bragging about “the power of prayer”.
The angry bar owner eventually sued the church on grounds that the church… “Was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, through direct actions or indirect means.”
Of course, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building’s demise.
The judge read carefully through the plaintiff’s complaint and the defendant’s reply.
He then opened the hearing by saying:
“I don’t know how I’m going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that what we have here is a bar owner who now believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that does not.”
