Be elected president with under 50% of the popular vote
Be most unpopular president in American history
Have almost no political experience
Be called radical funny-looking buffoonish moron
Fail major debates according to the press
Democrats threaten secession nationwide
Riots kick off in major cities across country
See approval rating fall below 35-40% almost immediately
Get called fascist nut-job and tyrant by all the press
Watch as nation erupts into frenzied political violence and chaos between fringe factions
Be president Abraham Lincoln
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