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Rare Green Puppy Born In Scotland

August 4, 2017August 3, 2017 gags

Baby golden retriever’s fur stained green

Rio, a 3-year-old golden retriever, recently gave birth to a puppy whose fur was green.

The color started to fade pretty quickly, but not before the mint-green puppy, Forest, made a splash online.

Rio’s owner, Louis Sutherland, was shocked to find that one of the nine puppies stood out, The Sun reported.

“We couldn’t believe it,” she said. “When we checked it out later, we found out it is very unusual and to do with the placenta. The color has faded quite a bit already and will be gone soon, I’m told. We’ve named him Forest.”

Bile pigment found in the placenta of dogs can stain the puppy’s coat green when it mixes with the amniotic fluid, The Sun reported. Green puppies have only been recorded three times before in the world.

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

July 28, 2017July 27, 2017 gags

Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs’ parents never visit.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing when you’re pissed.
Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog?”
If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell ’em.
When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically with room spray.
Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.