Tag: Definitions
Real Definitions
Adult – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Beauty Parlor – A place where women curl up and dye.
Chickens – The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Committee – A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Dust – Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Egotist – Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Handkerchief – Cold Storage.
Inflation – Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Mosquito – An insect that makes you like flies better.
Raisin – A grape with a sunburn.
Secret – Something you tell to one person at a time.
Skeleton – A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Toothache – The pain that drives you to extraction.
Tomorrow – One of the greatest Labor saving devices of today.
Yawn – An honest opinion openly expressed.
8 Words With 2 Meanings
8 Words with 2 meanings…
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male….. Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male….. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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