Thank you to all the brothers and sisters who have as well as those who continue to keep us safe and protect our freedom. This is a song and tribute from the Academy of Country Music Awards 2009 performed by Trace Adkins and the West Point Cadet Glee Club, of a Trace Adkins Song “Can’t Come Home Til The Last Shot’s Fired,” and was introduced by wounded Iraq Veteran, 1st. Lt. Andrew Kinard.
Tag: Country Music
Cletus Take the Reel
An epic tale of determination, friendship, and um… fish, from Tim Hawkins.
A parody of “Jesus Take the Wheel” by Carrie Underwood.
Actual Country and Western Songs
Country and Western Music is the heart and soul of America and unlike some other genres, it never takes itself too seriously. You have to love it.
I’m in the process of writting my own Country song called “If my nose ran money, I’d blow it all on you.”
Wacky (but hip) actual C&W Song Titles
1. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
2. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
3. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here
4. I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin’ On My Back and Cryin’ Over You
5. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
6. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You
7. Please Bypass This Heart
8. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
9. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
10. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
11. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
12. She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles
13. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer
14. I Ain’t Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I’ve Sure Woken Up With A Few
15. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
16. Tennis Must Be Your Racket, ‘Cause Love Means Nothin’ to You
17. I’ve Got Red Eyes From Your White Lies and I’m Blue All the Time
18. I Wish I Were in Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out of Town
19. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
20. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
21. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
22. I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
23. I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
24. I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
25. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
26. She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty
27. Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
28. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
29. When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
30. You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
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