Poll: Majority Of Americans Approve Of Sending Congress To Syria

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Sep 072013
 

Corrupt Bastards

WASHINGTON—As President Obama continues to push for a plan of limited military intervention in Syria, a new poll of Americans has found that though the nation remains wary over the prospect of becoming involved in another Middle Eastern war, the vast majority of U.S. citizens strongly approve of sending Congress to Syria.

The New York Times/CBS News poll showed that though just 1 in 4 Americans believe that the United States has a responsibility to intervene in the Syrian conflict, more than 90 percent of the public is convinced that putting all 535 representatives of the United States Congress on the ground in Syria—including Senate pro tempore Patrick Leahy, House Speaker John Boehner, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, and, in fact, all current members of the House and Senate—is the best course of action at this time.

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Tell The House Of Representatives To Defund Obamacare!

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Aug 262013
 

Tell the House of Representatives to defund Obamacare! Enter your ZIP code!

Pass this along. We have to stop these corrupt bastards from ruining our country.

HR 2682, the Defund Obamacare Act of 2013 is the key to stopping the health care law from going into effect in 2014. Tell the House of Representatives to tie this bill to the continuing resolution and to shut down the government if necessary to stop the destruction of the nation’s health care system!

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The Dead Horse Theory

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Jul 152013
 

The Dead Horse Theory

Dead Horse Theory

This may be the key to understanding just about EVERYTHING the Federal Government does.

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.”

However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse’s performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And, of course…

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position at the IRS.