Confucius Say Confucius Say: Sharp Tongue December 14, 2015September 26, 2015 gags He who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.
Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: New Mattress December 13, 2015September 25, 2015 gags Best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.
Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Geek December 12, 2015September 24, 2015 gags You know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, “I have that font.”
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Fisherman December 11, 2015September 23, 2015 gags Some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Half Large Intestine December 10, 2015September 22, 2015 gags Half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.
