Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Carrots And Peas January 18, 2016October 30, 2015 gags Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.
Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Cow Spys January 17, 2016October 29, 2015 gags Cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Keep Your Word January 16, 2016October 28, 2015 gags Best way to keep your word is not to give it.
Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Headlines January 15, 2016October 27, 2015 gags Man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: The Limo January 14, 2016October 26, 2015 gags Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo; but what you need is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
