Confucius Say Confucius Say: Your Opponent February 21, 2017December 8, 2016 gags When your opponent is down… kick him.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Tears February 20, 2017December 7, 2016 gags Tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Plagiarism February 19, 2017December 6, 2016 gags My professor accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Bliss February 18, 2017December 5, 2016 gags Marriage is bliss… Ignorance is bliss… Ergo…
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: What You Can And Can’t Do February 17, 2017December 4, 2016 gags Never let anyone tell you what you can and can’t do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf… but he didn’t listen.
