Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Live Forever March 3, 2017December 17, 2016 gags I intend to live forever… or die trying.
Confucius Say Political Confucius Say: Bureaucracy March 2, 2017December 16, 2016 gags Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Easy Reading March 1, 2017December 15, 2016 gags Easy reading is damned hard writing.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: A Statement February 28, 2017December 13, 2016 gags A statement once let loose; cannot be caught by four horses.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Long Story Short February 27, 2017December 13, 2016 gags Don’t make a long story short just so you can tell another one.