Confucius Say Confucius Say: Appointments November 8, 2016August 25, 2016 gags Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you’re not.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Friends November 7, 2016August 24, 2016 gags Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Rolex November 6, 2016August 23, 2016 gags Never buy a Rolex from someone who is out of breath.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Secrets November 5, 2016August 22, 2016 gags Never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Broken Heart November 4, 2016August 21, 2016 gags A broken heart is like a broken mirror… It is better to leave it as it is, or hurt yourself trying to put it back together.
