Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Pot March 18, 2017January 1, 2017 gags Man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
Confucius Say Jokes Confucius Say: Computer Chess March 17, 2017December 31, 2016 gags My computer beat me at chess… so I beat it at kickboxing.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Staying Focused March 16, 2017December 30, 2016 gags Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way.
Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Writer’s Cramp March 15, 2017December 29, 2016 gags The cure for writer’s cramp is writer’s block.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Fame March 14, 2017December 28, 2016 gags People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they’ve done.