Confucius Say Confucius Say: Respect November 4, 2015August 17, 2015 gags Seek respect not attention. It lasts longer.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Three Types Of People November 3, 2015August 15, 2015 gags There are three types of people in this world. Those that make things happen, those that watch things happen, and those that wonder what happened.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Queen November 2, 2015August 15, 2015 gags Woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.
Confucius Say Confucius Say: Helping Hand November 1, 2015August 14, 2015 gags Look for helping hand on end of own arm.
Confucius Say Funny Confucius Say: Banker October 31, 2015August 13, 2015 gags Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.