Tag: Comparison
Are Computers Male Or Female?
Are computers male or female? You decide.
FIVE REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE:
5. They’re heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you’ve established a network connection.
3. They’ll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won’t do more than they have to and they won’t think of it on their own.
2. They’re typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they’ve already invested so much in the damn machine that they’re compelled to remain with an under powered system.
1. They get hot when you turn them on, and that’s the only time you have their attention.
FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE:
5. No one but their creator understands their logic.
4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message, “Bad command or filename,” is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The Difference Between Conservatives And Liberals
The Conservative is always part of the answer;
The Liberal is always part of the problem.
The Conservative always has a program;
The Liberal always has an excuse.
The Conservative says, “Let me do it for you”;
The Liberal says, “That is not my job.”
The Conservatives sees an answer for every problem;
The Liberal sees a problem for every answer.
The Conservative says, “It may be difficult but it is possible”;
The Liberal says, “It may be possible but it is too difficult.”
When a Conservative makes a mistake, he says, “I was wrong”;
When a Liberal makes a mistake, he says, “It wasn’t my fault.”
A Conservative makes commitments;
A Liberal makes promises.
Conservatives have dreams;
Liberals have schemes.
Conservatives say, “I must do something”;
Liberals say, “Something must be done.”
Conservatives are a part of the team;
Liberals are apart from the team.
Conservatives see the gain;
Liberals see the pain.
Conservatives see possibilities;
Liberals see problems.
Conservatives believe in win-win;
Liberals believe for them to win someone has to lose.
Conservatives see the potential;
Liberals see the past.
Conservatives are like a thermostat;
Liberals are like thermometers.
Conservatives choose what they say;
Liberals say what they choose.
Conservatives use hard arguments but soft words;
Liberals use soft arguments but hard words.
Conservatives stand firm on values but compromise on petty things;
Liberals stand firm on petty things but compromise on values.
Conservatives follow the philosophy of empathy: “Don’t do to others what you would not want them to do to you”;
Liberals follow the philosophy, “Do it to others before they do it to you.”
Conservatives make it happen;
Liberals let it happen.
Conservatives plan and prepare to win.
The key word is preparation.
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