This is Kmart’s viral video based on the slogan “ship my pants.”
I laughed till I shipped my pants!
Kmart’s latest online commercial is a win for juvenile humor.
In it, a store worker is informing store shoppers that Kmart can “ship your pants” for free, a punchline that was repeated at least ten times in the commercial. For viewers who are having trouble with the joke, saying “ship your pants” out loud might help clarify the play on words.
But not everyone wanted to ship their pants. “I just shipped my bed,” one in-store shopper proclaimed. Another said she just shipped her drawers as she stood in the furniture department among rows of dressers and drawers.
In case you missed it here is one of the best commercials from Super Bowl Sunday. It was the Dodge ad based on the “So God Made A Farmer” speech by Paul Harvey.
And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need a caretaker.” So God made a farmer.
God said, “I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, milk cows, work all day in the field, milk cows again, eat supper, then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board.” So God made a farmer.
God said, “I need somebody willing to sit up all night with a newborn colt and watch it die, then dry his eyes and say,’Maybe next year,’ I need somebody who can shape an ax handle from an ash tree, shoe a horse with hunk of car tire, who can make a harness out hay wire, feed sacks and shoe scraps. Who, during planting time and harvest season will finish his 40-hour week by Tuesday noon and then, paining from tractor back, put in another 72 hours.” So God made the farmer.
God said, “I need somebody strong enough to clear trees and heave bales, yet gentle enough to yean lambs and wean pigs and tend the pink-comb pullets, who will stop his mower for an hour to splint the leg of a meadowlark.”
It had to be somebody who’d plow deep and straight and not cut corners. Somebody to seed, weed, feed, breed, and brake, and disk, and plow, and plant, and tie the fleece and strain the milk, . Somebody who’d bale a family together with the soft, strong bonds of sharing, who would laugh, and then sigh and then reply with smiling eyes when his son says that he wants to spend his life doing what Dad does. “So God made a farmer.”
It is probably not something that most mothers would approve of but boys everywhere would want this.
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