Paul Harvey – So God Made A Farmer

Paul Harvey’s words still ring true today: God said, ‘I need a caretaker.’ So he made a farmer

“So God Made a Farmer” was a speech given by radio broadcaster Paul Harvey at the 1978 Future Farmers of America convention. The speech was first published in 1986 in Harvey’s syndicated column. The speech borrowed a few phrases from a 1975 article written by Harvey in the Gadsden Times, which was itself inspired by parts of a 1940 definition of a dirt farmer published in The Farmer-Stockman. The 1940 article was copied verbatim by Tex Smith in a letter to the editor in the Ellensburg Daily Record in 1949. The speech was given as an extension of the Genesis creation narrative referring to God’s actions on the 8th day of creation. Harvey described the characteristics of a farmer in each phrase, ending them with the recurring “So God Made a Farmer”.

And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need a caretaker.” So God made a farmer.

God said, “I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, milk cows, work all day in the field, milk cows again, eat supper, then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board.” So God made a farmer.

God said, “I need somebody willing to sit up all night with a newborn colt and watch it die, then dry his eyes and say,’Maybe next year,’ I need somebody who can shape an ax handle from an ash tree, shoe a horse with hunk of car tire, who can make a harness out hay wire, feed sacks and shoe scraps. Who, during planting time and harvest season will finish his 40-hour week by Tuesday noon and then, paining from tractor back, put in another 72 hours.” So God made the farmer.

God said, “I need somebody strong enough to clear trees and heave bales, yet gentle enough to yean lambs and wean pigs and tend the pink-comb pullets, who will stop his mower for an hour to splint the leg of a meadowlark.”

It had to be somebody who’d plow deep and straight and not cut corners. Somebody to seed, weed, feed, breed, and brake, and disk, and plow, and plant, and tie the fleece and strain the milk, . Somebody who’d bale a family together with the soft, strong bonds of sharing, who would laugh, and then sigh and then reply with smiling eyes when his son says that he wants to spend his life doing what Dad does. “So God made a farmer.”



Cats At The Supermarket

A funny German commercial?

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Who always liked amused by cat videos, may be promise of the 75sekündigen clip entertainment. In a scale replica net branch cats do everything they usually accounts on the internet audience favorites. Push little cart around them squeeze into small gaps and look out of the carton and scare them in the produce department over cucumbers. Generally seems a purchase at net – at least for cats – to be more exciting than expected: Both Surprised Kitten and the Cat OMG make an appearance at the discounter. The one is happy about the whole milk, the other can not put the supply of tuna cans.

But behind the general entertainment value stuck well calculated product messages: So the cat attacks from the confectionery shelf not Veggie kittens of Candies World, but the Veggie mice. In the drinks department Nomnom Cat holding a wordy plea before the Coca-Cola Regal. But the Dramatic Cat ineptly unimpressed the last can of net mark Blackcat Energy Drink and keeps it in the camera – of course with a dramatischne expression.

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Cowboys Herding Cats

The classic Super Bowl commercial from 2000 “Herding Cats”.

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Electronic Data Systems (EDS), a global business and technology services company based in Texas, began a suite of imaginative Super Bowl TV advertisements in 2000 with ‘Cat Herders’. Cowboys talk about their life herding cats, describing the challenges of taking short hairs (as opposed to longhorns) through the open country to their destination at the ranch.

This man right here is my great grandfather. He’s the first cat herder in our family.

Herding cats. Don’t let anybody tell you it’s easy.

Anybody can herd cattle. Holding together ten thousand half wild short hairs – that’s another thing altogether.

Being a cat herder is probably about the toughest thing I’ve ever done.

I got this one this morning – right here. And if you look at his face, it’s just ripped to shreds, you know.

You see the movies, you hear the stories – it’s … I’m living a dream. Not everyone can do what we do.

I wouldn’t do nothin’ else.

It ain’t an easy job but when you bring a herd into town and you ain’t lost one of them, ain’t a feeling like it in the world.

(Text) In a sense this is what we do. We bring together information, ideas and technologies, and make them go where you want.

(Voiceover) EDS – managaing the complexities of the digital economy.”

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Cowboys Herding Cats

 

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