Tag: Comedians
Dennis Miller Bashes Pelosi to Raucus Cheers from Military Crowd
The stand-up comic and talk show host took the stage at Leno’s Veterans’ Day special for an all-military audience, and as the expression goes, “he killed.” Miller took dead aim at ObamaCare, soon-to-be ex-Speaker Pelosi, and Newsweek while expressing heartfelt gratitude to the men and women who preserve our freedom.
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The Niggar Family
Dave Chappelle’s classic parody about a white Leave It To Beaver-type family whose last name happens to be named “Niggar”. Chappelle plays the milkman, and employs various stereotypes about African-Americans.
Enjoy!
Steven Wright on Dogs
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building… on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he’s gone.
I put contact lenses in my dog’s eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He’s an East German Shepherd.