Smelling like a man is more complicated than just working outside all day and basking in the aroma of your own sweat and booze. It means smelling like manly things. Things like the forest, black pepper, tobacco, leather, and gin — all scents you’ll find in Moonshine Cologne.
It used to be something nobody wanted to talk about, but these days a touch of Southern heritage has become almost fashionable.
Moonshine has a strong connection to Nascar and North Carolina, and now it’s part of a local success story.
Charlie Holderness along with his friends Matt Moore and Colin Newberry started Moonshine Cologne in his parent’s house in Greensboro where the three would set up their own bottling operation on weekends.
The first 500 bottles were supposed to last for months. It sold out in three weeks.
The U.S. Army is banking on it. It’s licensed an official fragrance called “Patton” by Parfumologie.
This is a funny way to brand your cologne. Despite Patton’s accomplishments at the Battle of the Bulge and in the North African campaign, and his rep as a master strategist, Patton was known as an impulsive and humorless eccentric who loved to curse and quite famously gave a shell shocked soldier a pep talk using his pimp hand.
And what would induce the armed forces to monetize its image alongside Mariah Carey (“Lollipop Bling”), Avril Lavigne (“Hidden Rose”) and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (“The Sitch”)?
Um, it’s for the vets? It’s advertised as donating “a percentage” of its proceeds to the VA and the services. What does that mean?
The other services are in on this too, with “The American Line” by Parfumologie. On the office schwag table, we have Air Force’s “Stealth,” which smells inappropriately earthy. The Marines’ “Devil Dog” just made our nostrils burn.
Patton we don’t have, but the name conjures the smell of an old leather satchel, North Africa, the inside of a World War I tank, and beatings.
It’s advertised as a woodsy blend of lavender, citrus, coconut, cedar, sage, tonka bean, bergamot, lime, and the ad copy says it will “elicit feelings of majestic woodlands and endless horizons.”
Some guy on Amazon with a bunch of arrow tips on his wish list says “the smell is great.”
“It has a backwoods, masculine scent that evokes memories of LandNav courses and ruck marches (if you could add a hint of cordite, it’d be right on the spot). My girlfriend adores the smell, and a lot of people ask what it is when I wear it,” he says. (I can’t tell if he’s joking.)
So, what are you waiting for, soldier? Slap some on, hit the club and conduct some offensive operations.
Hidden beneath 11 popular pure essential oils, an ever so slight hint of…bacon. bacon cologne by fargginay.
The Revolution has begun…
The year was 1920 and quite by accident john fargginay, a Parisian butcher, discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customer’s mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of…bacon
