| Who can’t live without Spell Check in their email or word software? It’s a great tool…
Unless you are poor Paula Abdul, who transforms into “Pail Abut” when the Spell Checker has at her. The following Music Stars have been Spell Checked and are ready for you to uncover their true identities. 1. Keen Chimney |
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| Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night, he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk.
“Aha, I’ve caught you again,” exclaimed the boss. The watchman’s eyes popped open immediately, and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word? |
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| We all know that if you weigh yourself on the moon, it is less than your weight on the Earth. Can you tell me something that actually weighs more on the moon than on Earth? |
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| Answer the clues with a pair of rhyming words. (plump feline = fat cat) 1. unadorned necklace |
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| I hover out there in darkness, unseen. I will shred things to pieces ’till they’re just smithereens. I might serve as a gateway to places unspoken, Yet I’m sealed off to man, forever unbroken. I twist and distort, only darkness escapes, I destroy all I find Whatever I take. |
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